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Pick Your Pickle…Balls or Eggs?

Pickleball
Pickleball

Balls first…

When we were preparing for our retirement a few years ago we unloaded a lifetime of accumulations in a three day garage sale. We then downsized to a smaller home with a huge attic in which we placed a few boxes, a couple of shelves, and the Christmas decorations.  Next, we awaited the fulfillment of that ancient and time-proven prophecy…”stuff will accumulate to fill the space available” (or something like that). It’s happening now.

One aspect of retirement that rings true for most of the newly retired is that, like an empty attic, stuff will suddenly appear in one’s life in the space that was previously filled by one’s employer.  We call that stuff activity.

For Helen (adorable wife) those activities have included church, grandchildren, friends, flowers, and jigsaw puzzles. Thence came pickleball…

For the uninformed, pickleball is sort of like ping-pong or tennis played on a modified version of a badminton court. Players use paddles as racquets to move a wiffle ball back and forth over a net in an attempt to score eleven points and win a game. A detailed explanation of most things pickleball are shown on the graphic posted here. However, the graphic does not provide an answer to the question as to where the game (and the name) originated.

Pickleball rules
Pickleball rules

Pickleball was created by a family in Washington in the mid 1960’s. There are many stories revolving around the name, but the most popular is that the family had a dog named Pickles and that she loved to chase the ball around and hide it in the bushes after she caught it. Thus, they named their new game Pickleball.  Although the story is often disputed, players love the story as much as the game and they’re stickin’ to it. I’m told that pickleball is now the fastest growing sport in America.

Adorable wife at serve
Adorable wife serving

Helen’s involvement in pickleball began when she was in the YMCA one morning in late winter and, as is her usual practice, looking for someone (anyone) to chat with.  She’s such a social animal. As she passed by the gym she spotted her first target.  Priscilla, a former neighbor was in the gym holding an oversized ping pong paddle and playing a game with three other ladies. Helen asked her to describe the activity, which Priscilla did, and then invited Helen to hit a few balls with her. 

Later, as Helen was relating her morning activities to me over the phone, she told me she had been overcome with a newly discovered passion and that she would explain when I got home. Well, not knowing what she meant, I drove home, fully expecting to find my personal belongings stacked neatly in the driveway, and the new “passion” seated comfortably in my recliner. Thankfully, such was not the case. The new passion was pickleball.

I need to provide a little background here. Helen grew up in a tennis family.  Her father was a devoted player throughout his adult life but her mother was a tennis legend.  She was an excellent player with a home full of trophies to prove it. At one time she was a ranked amateur player in the South in both singles and doubles. Helen played club and high school tennis and played it well, so her genes and her past probably helped to stoke the fire in her fingers once they were wrapped around a pickleball paddle.

Pickleball pals
Pickleball pals

Three months have passed since her introduction to the game and she rarely misses a match with her pickleball pals. She borrowed a paddle from the Y at first, but Amazon (and Visa) provided her with a new one soon after that. A new roving ambassador for the sport was now out and about trying to convert the unwashed. She started with me.

This week I was challenged to come out and hit with her for a bit before her playing partners showed up for the Wednesday morning match. It was a hot and sticky morning and I gave resistance at first, but soon relented and drove to the courts. Using a paddle from the YMCA we hit the ball a few times and it wasn’t long before I became aware that the game was actually easier than I thought it would be. I played tennis a lot in my youth and during my first assignment in the Army. I describe tennis as a hard game that looks easy, and expected this game to be much the same. But, with a smaller court, and a slower ball, it isn’t nearly as difficult. After getting used to those two elements, it’s all about a smidgeon of athleticism, and smattering of hand/eye coordination. I still have a little of both. After warming up to the game and loosening up the old bones, I reluctantly admitted to Helen that the game was a lot fun.

Abby, Anne, Helen
Abby, Anne, Helen

Soon, Abby and Anne joined us, but the fourth player had to cancel and I was asked to fill in. I agreed with the understanding that I would have to leave shortly to be at a meeting.  Helen and I played two games against Abby and Anne. We held our own at first, but these ladies were very good and we went down to defeat.  My male ego was not fractured, but I am hoping for a rematch nonetheless. More importantly, I enjoyed myself tremendously. As I left for my meeting, I found myself turning to Helen to ask “How much are those paddles”?

If any Easin’ Along readers are interested in having bunches of fun and getting some exercise, I encourage you to give pickleball a try.  Believe me, if I can do it, anyone can.

Eggs next…

As long as we’re on the subject of things pickled, I thought I would share one of my favorite summertime treats…pickled eggs.

Admittedly, they’re not for everybody, but everyone in our family loves them, including my beautiful daughter-in-law from Charleston who is a big fan. With the whole family coming home in a few weeks for a summer gathering I thought it was time to throw a batch together.

Ingredients
Ingredients

I use a recipe that I found long ago in a cookbook that was given to us as a wedding present.  The recipe is simple and calls for eggs, vinegar, onions, garlic, pickle beet juice, and pickling spice.  I modify it only slightly and instead of using all of the water listed in the recipe, I may add some juice from the jars of dill pickles, jalapeno peppers, or something similar because I prefer the eggs to be a little bit tangy.

Medium eggs - peeled
Medium eggs – peeled

For this batch, I peeled two dozen medium eggs.  I have learned to check the dates on the egg cartons because the older the eggs, the easier they are to peel for some reason. This batch was somewhat difficult however, but we got it done. After the eggs are peeled, it becomes a simple matter of throwing all of the ingredients together. I use a large dill pickle jar I found at Walmart and added the juice from two cans of beets; saving the beets in a refrigerated container (I love pickled beets too). Next go the eggs, then the vinegar, onions, garlic, and spices. I put the jar in a spare refrigerator we have in our garage, but I’m really not certain that refrigeration is necessary. I have a friend who leaves his eggs at room temperature.

Pickle jar and beet juice
Pickle jar and beet juice

That’s all there is to it. The most difficult part for me is waiting two weeks for the eggs to marinate to tangy perfection. For anyone interested, the original recipe is posted on the EA Facebook page.

That’s it for this week.  I’m going out to practice my serve so…I’ll be Easin’ Along. See you next week.Print

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Easin’ Along Goes to America’s Heartland

Heartland of America
Heartland of America

This week’s activity involved planning more activity.

Readers may remember that we launched Easin’ Along last August as we hit the road for an extended trip along the East Coast (see August and September 2015 posts of Easin’ Along).  Well, that trip was so much fun we decided that we would venture out on another trip this August – this time to the Heartland of America.

America's Heartland logo
America’s Heartland logo

In earlier times, we had passed through St. Louis and Kansas City, but did not have the time to explore either one. I drove through Iowa and Nebraska once on my way to Jackson Hole where I spent a fascinating evening at a truck stop in Ogallala, NE but, once again, I was just passing through. I have never been to Minnesota, Wisconsin or the Dakotas and it was time to do something about that.

Midwestern meadow
Midwestern meadow

Taking that trip last summer taught us a lot about how to prepare for extensive travel by car. Without a doubt, the most important thing we learned is that you can’t do it all. When we were in the early portion of our trip we would try to take in every attraction we passed and punctuate those events with food and drink at every pub or restaurant that looked interesting. By the fourth day of a five week trip we had reached a saturation point. Nevertheless, America is a place of staggering beauty with a multitude of must see places along the back roads and byways so we knew we had to change our approach if we were going to make it to the end of the trail.

Books, maps, travel information
Books, maps, travel information

We decided somewhere between Beaufort, NC and Norfolk, VA that the best way to attack the problem was to study ahead of reaching the next stop and to pick out one attraction and one good spot for food and drink for each day.  That plan got us into a rhythm that carried us successfully through an incredible experience. Helen (adorable wife in charge of research) would read the travel books while I drove. She would pick out the activities for the next stop and then go to Trip Advisor for the restaurants. It worked like a charm. With that plan in mind she made a visit to the AAA Travel Office earlier this week and stocked up on all the books and maps she could carry.

Adorable wife (and travel guide)
Adorable wife (and travel guide)

Our plan for this year is to take off sometime in the middle of August and point Heidi (adorable wife’s car) in the direction of St. Louis, MO and work our way north from there.  Stops include Kansas City, Omaha, Minneapolis, Grand Forks, ND, and points in between all of those. Once we reach Grand Forks the plan is to go to Winnipeg then work our way back east along the lakes of northern Minnesota and Wisconsin.  We will make our way through International Falls, Duluth, and Green Bay before we arrive at a destination we’re really excited about.   

As stated before, I am a retired Army officer and we have the wonderful opportunity to stay at guest lodging on military bases as we travel.  This year we have booked two nights at an inn operated by the United States Coast Guard on Lake Michigan known as Rawley Point at Two Rivers, MI. There is a lighthouse adjacent to the inn and both sit a few hundred yards off the shore. I have placed a picture below.  The setting looks very cozy and inviting. This stop should give us the opportunity to explore Green Bay and travel through Door County, WI where we expect to fill up on a bowl of whitefish stew.

Rawley Point Lighthouse
Rawley Point Lighthouse
Wrigley Field
Wrigley Field

After Rawley Point we need to be in Chicago where our home away from home will be the Great Lakes Naval Training Center for several days. As luck would have it, the Cubs will be in town for a series with the Giants and we were able to secure two tickets in the upper deck of historic Wrigley Field. Talk about excited…

Chicago skyline
Chicago skyline

So far we have nailed down most of the plan but we still have a way to go to get in final format.  Hopefully we will be able to work our way up to Mackinaw City, and over to Mackinac Island, but that portion of the trip is still a work in progress.

I have placed a picture of the map showing the details of the trip we have worked out up until now. That route is highlighted in yellow on the map.  As is evident, there are a few breaks in the yellow line and this is where we need help from Easin’ Along readers.  We would love to have your suggestions for places to visit and places to eat along the entire route and especially along the upper portion of Minnesota, Wisconsin, and along the eastern shore of Lake Michigan from Chicago to Mackinaw City. We know there are some well seasoned travelers out there and we would be forever grateful for your input. I hope you will share your advice with us in the comments section at the bottom of the page.

Partial route map
Partial route map

We’re counting the days until once again…we’re Easin’ Along.Print

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Here’s to Your Health…Green Jell-O Every Five Years!

Green Jell-O
Green Jell-O

There are two things about getting older that ring true with every year. The first is that time really does fly by, and the second is that taking care of one’s health is crucial.

I had my annual physical last month and came through it with no red flags or warning signs. So far God has seen fit to bless me with good health and, for that, I’m extremely grateful.  In the process of completing the physical my doctor reminded me that it was time for another colonoscopy.

“Surely not” I said.  “It’s been five years since the last one? Check that again…please.”

He assured me that his records were correct and after thinking about it, I knew he was right.  My last colonoscopy was in 2011.  It was the day after a massive hail and rainstorm in our city and a tree had fallen across our driveway preventing me from getting my car out. After going through what one has to endure to prepare for this procedure, I was not going to reschedule no matter what.  So, I walked up to our neighbor’s house, borrowed his car and kept moving. That day is such a vivid memory that it probably explains why I doubted that five years had passed.

My family physician scheduled the procedure for me and the next day I received a call from the office of the physician who would be attending to me. This person gave me some instructions on when to arrive and what (or what not) to eat and drink the day before, then ordered a prescription that I would pick up from the drug store.

As most people over age fifty know, there really is nothing to dread about a colonoscopy. Other than a small needle stuck in a vein for an IV, it’s pretty painless.  For most of the time, the patient is asleep…no big deal.

As for the preparation, that’s another matter entirely.

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Liquid diet

The day before the procedure is an all-liquid day.  No solid food. No red or purple drinks.  For someone like me, who LOVES to eat, this is a supreme hardship. I finally convinced myself that I could handle it for one day and paid a visit to the local Kroger. The objective was to assemble a collection of liquids that might actually taste good enough to get me through an entire day. Here’s a picture of a few of the things I came up with.

In addition to the broths, I picked up a box of Lime Jell-O.  It has been five years since I made Lime Jell-O…same reason as this year. It came out well.  I have posted a picture of a plateful that accompanied my beef broth lunch. This meal was repeated for dinner except that chicken broth was a substitute for beef. I floated through this by telling myself that there was a BIG hamburger and platter of fries in my future.

Lunch
Lunch
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Phase two

After dinner it was time for phase two.

Phase two consists of drinking 16 ounces of a liquid and two 16 ounce cups of water within the period of an hour. I don’t care what anybody says, this is not fun. The liquid prep tastes like stale, semi-sweet lemon juice that is thicker than cough syrup. I placed the bottles in the bathroom and stared at them for about five minutes before I opened them. Once the bottle was opened I poured the contents in the cup that came with the prescription and slammed it down. Just as quickly, I filled the cup with water and slammed it down as well.  I had an hour to drink the second cup of water, but I wanted to get this over, so I only waited about ten minutes and consumed the second cup in one draught. Done…now the wait begins.   

The instructions that came with the prep mixture explained that the quality of a colonoscopy requires a clean colon. OK…I’m working on it. It took about two hours for the beef broth, chicken broth and Jell-O to head south. 

Next comes phase three, the tough phase.

Alarm set for 2:00 am
Alarm set for 2:00 am

I was instructed to repeat phase two beginning at 2:00 am the following morning. The alarm was set, and when it went off I knew that I was through sleeping for the night. I swallowed everything down and went to the man cave to watch a television show on my DVR that I had saved for occasions like this.  The television show was a three hour documentary on the D-Day invasion of Normandy.  Watching brave men face Nazi gunfire while attacking Omaha Beach helped reassure me that, while colonoscopy prep is bad, things could be worse.  March on.

Parkwest Hospital
Parkwest Hospital

Helen (adorable wife) drove me to the hospital and we arrived at exactly 8:00 am as instructed. Registration was completed quickly and a hospital volunteer named Andy escorted me to the waiting room where I was met by a very pleasant nurse.  She gave me a gown and a pair of surgical socks and left as I changed clothes.

I was visited next by the anesthesiologist. He was equally pleasant and seemed very young, but at my age, everybody who is still working seems young to me. We had a nice conversation and went through a list of routine questions. When he wrapped up, the nice nurse came back to insert the port for the IV. This was the only uncomfortable part of the entire morning, but I’m such a wimp when it comes to needles. I asked her if she had ever done this before. She smiled broadly before she demonstrated her skills and inserted the needle. I concluded that this was not her first rodeo.

After that, I was placed on a hospital bed, covered with a warm sheet and waited to be rolled into the room where I would receive the scope.  While waiting, I heard a female voice calling my name.  This person was lying on the bed immediately behind me and I couldn’t see her face.  When I asked her to tell me who she was, I learned that it was one of my friends who having the same procedure.  She was waiting to be rolled into the room next to mine.  I told her we had to stop meeting like this.

Once I was in the room, I was greeted by several nurses who couldn’t have been more accommodating and comforting.  These people were great. The doctor also came in.  It had been five years since I had seen him.  He said it was good to see me again, but I’m not sure if he really remembered me. Nevertheless, he was good to spend some time with me before the anesthesia hit. It hit quickly…lights out.

Patient in recovery
Patient in recovery

The next thing I knew, it was about forty minutes later and I was coming to in a recovery room.  Another nurse, just as pleasant and professional as the others, was making sure I was in good shape.  She let me know that I passed the test with flying colors, but that the doctor would be in to go over the results of the procedure. I asked for a cheeseburger. She gave me a Sprite.

The doctor told me that he found nothing but a clean colon.  He also told me that I didn’t need to come back for another round of this for ten years. That was the best news of the day.  We chatted for a few more minutes.  I asked him if he would be doing the next procedure ten years from now.  He assured me he had other plans.

I dressed and was escorted to a wheelchair and rolled out to the discharge area and waited for Helen to bring the car around.

Patient discharge area
Patient discharge area

Next stop, Waffle House!  Order up one All-Star Special…hold the Jell-O!

Time to be Easin’ Along!Print